LIGHT-HEARTED NEWS
NO, PLANE SURFING IS NOT A SPORT
12/26/2024 - A dead body was found in the wheel well of a United Airlines flight that traveled from Chicago to Hawaii. Train surfing and crane surfing are sanctioned sports, but not plane surfing. Please do not engage in plane surfing.
HIGH-VOLTAGE SUBSTATION URBEX?
VIDEO - Nope. A girl with some mental issues decided to climb onto a high-voltage substation transformer in Utah. Authorities had to shut off power to 800 homes to save her from electrocution.
TRENDING: 'REVIEW BOMBING'
When a sketchy-looking Urbexer pays a visit to a restaurant, hotel, or other business, what do fans do? We bombard said business with positive reviews!
BELOW: Hotel management appreciates people doing stunts on their roof! LOL!
THE LEGEND OF 'BAKERY GIRL'
During a Shiey LIVE stream, when a cute girl-next-door working at a bakery let Shiey pay later (because, like a dope, he forgot to bring cash), over 200 people stepped up and wrote 5 star reviews for the bakery business.
In another LIVE stream, off-the-wall text-to-speech comments kept coming in about 'Bakery Girl'.
And so, we ask the pressing questions: Who is she? Where is she now? Was there ever a chemistry with Shiey, or was she repulsed by his illict roofing antics with Desmond, and their subsequent run-in with the law? Did she worry that Shiey might ask her to bail him and Desmond out of jail? If she speaks English, was she repulsed by the text-to-voice comment about the guy who looked like Lithuanian Batman? Or the 'I am a sex offender' notification comment? Or the 'I've got a gun' comment? Did she lock the door after Shiey left? Did Shiey fullfill his promise to come back the next day to pay? Did he leave a tip? Is she a subscriber to Shiey's channel? Do we all just have too much free time in pondering these questions? Does anybody know who she is? Maybe we can interview her.
GRADING THE DISPOSITIONS OF URBEX ATHELETES
So, you're planning your next urban adventure and you don't want to go it alone, but you also don't want to join up with just anybody who might cramp your style. Who will you team up with? An extroverted, hyperactive motormouth? A go-with-the-flow, quiet corpse? Or someone in between? After months of painstaking research, we have sorted through the confusion so that you don't have to. We provide you with a comprehensive guide to help you descern who to join on your next expedition. Yeah, some of these folks are 'retired', but we'll have a little fun evaluating them anyway because that's just what we do!
Ally Law - His constant jibber jabber will either drive you insane or amuse you to death.
Alex Farrell - All business, keeps to himself. Doesn't seem interested in Internet fame. How does he put up with Ally?
Dylan Rhodes - Seems pretty chill. But, who cares? Half the time, he has left on a paraglide flight.
Usamalama - Lots of giggling and laughing, but gets down to business when things get sketchy.
Dying Llama - A lots of talking, giving instructions, etc.
Vagabond - Specializes in train surfing. Steady, even temperament.
Shiey - All business, a thinking man who takes the lead. Has good intuition when it comes to avoiding/escaping security.
Urban Odyssey - Gets down to business when it's time to be alert and focused. It's just the downtime when he will hopefully merely amuse you to death.
GIFGAS - Specializes in train surfing. Steady, even temperament. Has good intuition when it comes to avoiding/escaping security, bad hombres, etc.
Aki - One of GIFGAS' sidekicks. Seems pretty chill. Lacadaisical at times? Robbed in Tunisia, briefly lost his jacket and passport in Austria.
Ekton - One of GIFGAS' sidekicks. Seems pretty chill.
Checkmate - Steady, even temperament.
Bad Cat - Chernobyl tour guide. Lots of joking around, but gets serous when it's time to be alert and focused.
On The Edge - All business, marches to the beat of his own drum.
Dancer - Specializes in train surfing. Steady, even temperament.
James Kingston - Seems pretty chill.
FreeFlowNation - Seems pretty chill.
Bito2 - Specializes in train surfing. Seems pretty chill.
Mustang Wanted - Danger is his middle name. Don't let him take your sister or daughter on a roofing expedition.
yki - Joking about having a tickle fight while precariously climbing a sketchy New York, New York Hotel & Casino spire in Las Vegas.